Darigold Milk Challenge
when a person consumes five 16 oz bottles of chocolate milks in a minute without aid or throwing up. if one throws up, then they have to start over.
mike: “i bet you i could do the darigold milk challenge.”
daryl: “ok, prove it. i’ll count for you.”
mike: “ok, here goes.” -chugs-
daryl: 1
mike: -chugs-
daryl: 2
mike: -chugs another-
daryl: 3 in 30 seconds.
mike: i’m gonna puke, -chugs…-
daryl: 4, keep going!! 1 more
mike: -barfs up all the chocolate milk-
daryl: bro cmon, not on my counter, that’s where we eat. now you have to start over and clean it up.
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