Darius

c-cky, usually always get girls to have s-x with him
omg he is such a darius

he pull a darius on me
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a magical person that helps with problems
oh my god, that darius helped with my divorce
no way, another darius helped with my homework
the s-xy beast that has the ability to have s-x with any female,play saxophone,rock an afro,love playing mvc2 and ddr
im glad to be a darius
a s-xy beast that can get any girl to have s-x with him. he is also the master of everything (particularly having s-x). recent definitions are champion and the chosen one with a 13 inch wonderstick

ex. whoa a darius visitid me last night and showed me his wonderful powers.
i love having s-x with darius
an intelligent and manipulative person. a darius will have wisdom and s-xual prowess far beyond those of someone who has lived many lifetimes, usually ignoring the ignorant and those not worthy of life. considered highly dangerous, a darius will know your thoughts before you do. a darius will be hedonistic, relentless, and above all unpredictable. do not attempt to make contact with a darius if not prepared.
“is darius coming here?!” -jack
“he should be here within the hour.” -john
“alert everyone.” -jack
“get the d-mned guns, army, police, anyone!” -jack
“it’s too late for us” -john
the best call of duty player that has ever existed. his talents are definitely proven through games such as world at war, modern warfare, and modern warfare 2. the legitimate g-d of call of duty.
player: woah! we just got like totally whooped by some amazing player.

darius/mkb rn: yes, i know. i really am the best–don’t be ashamed of your defeat.
a male who is sweet, funny, and outgoing.
he tends to make up crews for his friends.

he sometimes can be a wh-r- but girls still love him. he has an enormus p-n-s that is scary to every girl that sees it. he was raped as a child from his uncle but thats okay because he isnt suicidal anymore.
d-mn ima start bein a darius.

im like darius i can cheat and girls still love me!