Dark Lord of the Friend Zone
an otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering s-xless void, known as the friend zone. he has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female s-x; or s-x at all.
dark lord of the friend zone: wanna go to comic-con?
girl: omg yes! can we share a room, im strapped for cash
dl: uh yea sure
girl: if we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
dl: that sounds great!
girl: omg i cant wait to meet some hot nerds!
friend zoned
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