dark match
a non-televised match at a televised show used to warm up the crowd. a dark match before the show is often used to test out new talent or to warm up the crowd. a promised dark match after the show is typically set featuring main-event level wrestlers in order to sell more tickets and send the crowd home happy.
the people at home didn’t get to see dark match between dx & the spirit squad you should of been there.
a dark match, in professional wrestling terms, is a match that is not televised. it is strictly for a match for the fans in attendance.
#1: “last night, i went to a wwe smackdown show. the main event was a dark match.”
#2: “huh? i didn’t see it. what are you talking about?”
#1: “they didn’t televise the match, dumb-ss. it was for the audience.”
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