Dark Matterhorn
a dark t-rd that is so long it curls up above the water and back down like a long rams horn.
dude your not going to believe the dark matterhorn i laid last night!
what? niiice! you dog! who was it some european chick you picked up?
no you dolt!! it was a huge horn like t-rd i laid in the p–p pot!
what? no way?! dude, next time take a picture!!
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