dark ritual


the closest to the so-called ‘supernatural’ that most of us ever get.

this is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.

extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
alpesh: we’ve got a powercut and the kfc i had for lunch is messing up my gut something awful
justin: sounds like the perfect time for a dark ritual
the closest to the so-called ‘supernatural’ that most of us ever get.

this is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
alpesh: i feel so evil and empowered, yh?
justin: really dude?
alpesh: yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
justin: calm down man
alpesh: i can’t yh, i just took a bangin sh-t n i feel magical
justin: you mean you’ve been partaking in far too many dark rituals and have become possessed by the power of blind defecation?
alpesh: yhhhh dark rituals y0, lets go to kfc

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