Dark Vader


a misspelling of darth vader.

if your first foray into star wars was a children’s book, you probably had never heard “darth” before and may have thought the author made a typo.
kid reading book: don’t they mean “dark vader?”

-kid watches star wars-

ben: … darth vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil…

kid: wtf does “darth” mean?
somone who is renowned for being shady towards thier “friends”, a person who will ditch you instead of include you in an activity.

a type of person who is sly, shady and dark towards their so called “friends”, hence contracting the name dark vader
bob: hey dave what are you upto tonight? fancy a few beers with the lads?

dave: errm errm na errm, i’m really tired, sorry i have to go now… -hangs up-
(dave is on the way to the pub already)

bob: -sends text message- – ahhhh hahaha you little dark vader! i hope u disapear into the shadows dark one!
what lighter skinned kids call darker skinned kids.
whoa! nice tan, dark vader.

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