darnacle
it is a hybrid of a barnacle and a dingleberry, which adhers itself to the inner wall of the b-tt cheek, the darnacle requires a painter scr-per and/or a well used b-tter knife to break the debris loose much like a barnacle on a sea faring boat. feeling has been described as ripping a gigantic scab off ones t-st-cl-s. it also sometimes throws bones.
while removing his darnacle from his b-tt cheeks, the pain felt like ripping a mobster out of cement shoes.
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