Darpe ciem
opposite of carpe diem. means when you get lazy as f-ck, don’t believe in yourself, and don’t do sh-t for anyone but yourself. usually results in going home, eating a hot pocket, then master bating and going to sleep
f-ck this sh-t, i am lazy as f-ck, darpe ciem!
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