Darrell

kindhearted soul – the s-xiest man alive. if there is a g-d, he is g-d’s gift to women. definately the greastest kisser on the planet. a night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. he is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. -warning- simply making eye contact with him may result in an -rg-sm on spot that’s how amazing he is. if you have him, never let go. loyal, hardworking, well hung, best friend.
looking into darrell’s eyes will melt your heart
1. man wh-r- of epic proportions. will screw any woman with two legs.

2. a description of a certain part of the male anatomy.
girl #1: did you see the size of that darrell in his pants?
girl #2: i would like to ride that darrell until he screams!
girl#1: i just love a big darrell.
girl#2: yep, the size of the darrell matters!
one of the nicest guys i’ve ever met, he makes me act like myself and i treasure him so much… :3
i love you, darrell~
darrell is amazing -o-
to re-heat a hot beverage.
i darrelled my coffee instead of making another pot.
chunky b-tt muncher, slaughters at call of duty, is way better than stacey. not an alcoholic/simply drinks cause he is cool like that. doesn’t have an ulcer its a bad -ss birth mark inside his stomach
darrell rocks stacey’s face
a name used to describe a sissy, submissive husband/boyfriend in rural parts of canada. a “darrell” enjoys/craves/needs to be put in s-xually humiliating positions such as public cross-dressing, foot and -n-l worshipping, s-xual teasing and denial, etc. a “sissy darrell” is attracted to those who are unfaithful, such as a “sl-t wife” or girlfriend and need to be totally controled by their partners. they dress as frilly and sissy as possible and feel the need to be subservient to both wife and their lovers, including oral. they expect no s-xual gratuities from their partners except masturbation. most are not allowed s-xual contact other than oral.
“look at the way that f-cking little sissy darrell lets his wife dress when she goes out.”
“darrell loves to lick “his” wife when she gets home from a date.”
question; “are you sure you husband won’t mind me going home with you?”

a; “no, it turns him on, he’s nothing but a sissy darrell.”