Darren Morrison
a large male originating from knockadalteen in co. sligo, ireland. known for his perverse sense of humor and his pedofilliac characteristics darren is best not approached in any situation. renowned for his abnormally large sideburns darren is a living example of p-b-rty gone wrong. it is also suspeceted that he may also be running an animal p-rnographic studio in his room.
guy 1: “oh my g-d! is that guy f-cking a horse?”
guy 2: “meet darren morrison….”
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