Darst
a slang term for ones p-n-s or v-g-n-.
“my darst itches so bad”, “i told you not to hook up with indy”
a type of mob that sp-wns mostly in computer cl-sses or the electronics departments of local superstores. sp-wns have a 2.3558485% chance of being leet as f-ck. has extremely high hp due to m-ssive size but moves very slow.
has two main attacks:
punch: a lvl 3 move that can be reflected for 4389% damage to the darst by cloth armor; rarely used because of the m-ssive amount of energy needed to lift their f-cking fat -ss arms.
booger smear: the darst sticks his fat finger up his nose and then smears the retrieved booger all over an object; the object sustains 8904 nature dps and upon death resp-wns as a mini darst.
resistances:
+43 to verbal -ssault
-340 to compwn
-500 to any attack from behind as he is too god d-mn fat to turn around
drops:
sh-tty -ss black jacket 100%
pile of sh-t 100%
dank -ss smell 100%
random magic: the gathering card 59%
gameboy advance sp 34%
psp 2%
mage: dude lemme go tank that darst
warrior: k im gonna go jack off then
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