darth breather
adj. a person who breathes so loud, and sounds like darth vader while breathing, especially in quiet places.
michael: man! i couldn’t complete my exam yesterday.
jeffrey: why? was it that hard?
michael: no, but there was a darth breather behind me.
one who breathes loudly, sometimes unknowingly, sounding like darth vader.
oct 31.
-nick walks into room
nick:woah! who’s got the darth vader costume!?
henry: nah…it’s just sergeant boselly as usual.
mr. boselly: take out section 5.7 of your homework… -hoaaahh hoaah-… that is due today. of course, …-hoaaaah hoaaaaahhh-… section 8 is optional. you may turn it in today or tomorrow if you wish…m’kay…
henry: yeah…darth breather…
señor owen
of spanish cl-ss
person 1: what is that, gale force winds out there?
person 2: nah dude, señor owen is behind you.
person 1: g-dd-mn he sounds like darth vader.
person 2: now do you see why we call him darth breather.
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