Darth Ire
a dark lord of the sith…
1. that can shred like it’s n-body’s business on a guitar.
2. has mad kung fu skills.
3. gets the b-tches.
4. can wrestle a knife from a bear in a bar fight.
“did you see darth ire get the b-tches?”
“totally, he used his awesome kung fu skills.”
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