darth vader’s helmet
slang for the head of your p-n-s. if you remove darth vader’s helmet, then you are masturbating. if you find a place to put darth vader’s helmet then you are having s-x regularly.
– so what did you get up to last night then steve?
– i removed darth’s helmet
– oh. so you were on your own then.
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