darwin dating
after unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. it usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.
jeff: i just don’t f-cking get these crazy b-tches!
dr. kay: just keep looking, man. don’t keep finding girls you have to fix. look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. that’s some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a b-tch who can walk on land.
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