dashboard
the place under which her head ends up when having s-x in a vehicle.
father: you’re pregnant! how could this be! did you not hear of abstinence! where was your head!
daughter: actually, it was under the dashboard.
b–bs
wow, morgan has a nice dashboard!
a group of people who are whiny and self-absorbed, cannot get enough of themsleves, and are constanly talking about their boring excapades.
i hate that stupid group of dashboards all they talk about is their stupid little problems.
during s-x or foreplay, when a girl lies on her back and raises her feet over her head, a dashboard is the resulting panel of instruments available for manipulation and perusal.
he honked her t–ts and slathered her dashboard.
a way to describe how emo (as defined by the current generation) people feel
based on dashboard confessionalswhich appeal to the disaffected, emo youth of america
alli: d-mn, my friends left me again
matt: how emo are you feeling?
alli: im dashboard emo
a new feature released in mac osx 10.4 which allows users to use a number of widgets. activated by hitting f-12 or fn]+f-12], it is often envied by users of microsoft windoze.
i just put the latest widget on my dashboard.
the weather in angola? let me check my dashboard.
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