dastin
a young man with a talent of breaking his own eye to prevent himself from joining a swimming practice that usually occurs before a tournament. he can be the biggest douche in the world mixed with a flavour of a lovable funny guy that can make your day. he is available to both genders maybe more since it is 2017.
“there we go dastin strikes again”
“yeah he never joins practice man”
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