dat phan
a vietnamese comedian. winner of the first season of last comic standing. as an award he appeared on the tonight show with jay leno and had his own special comedy central.
dat phan: i only have one eyeball..and it’s for you..where you go?
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1) anytime a far less talented person wins a compet-tion based on a sympathy vote, even though far more talented people deserved to win.
2) winner of the first season of last comic standing
(some sh-tty singer on let’s say american idol wins because the audience feels sorry for him or her compared to the other people)
“man she got the dat phan vote”
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