date hijacking
when you’re on a date with someone (this usually happens with a boy taking out a girl) and your date is sn-tched away by someone higher in the food chain.
your date eventually returns to you hours later for the sole purpose of giving her or a him a ride home.
at prom, mark got his date hijacked by juan. she came back when it was time to go and mark had to drop her off in b-tt f-ck egypt.
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