date rape mustache


n. see molester mustache. a thin, poor excuse for a mustache. usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. not to be confused with the ’70s p-rn stache
man that guy creeps me out. he looks real dirty, he even has a date rape mustache.

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