date rape the coffee pot
this occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there’s some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn’t start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.
dude 1: dude….what the f?!?!?
dude 2: what dude?
dude 1: did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?
or
dude: f’ing co-workers! always date raping the coffee pot before i get in the office!
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