Date Raped Yourself
having a s-x-dream and rubbing your d-ck against the new, clean sheets. suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks…has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years
mark: f-ck, i woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night
felix: sh-t, you totally date raped yourself…
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