date tax
the time/effort involved in chatting up/entertaining your girlfriends nosy mother/ suspecting father/ pesky younger brother/ sister when you go to her place to pick her up for a date.
male 1 : im off buddy. gotta pick my girlfriend up at 9.00 for our movie tonight.
male 2 : wait up dude. its only 7.30. what will you do going so early ?
male 1 : yea i know. just making sure i pay the requisite date tax.
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