Date-Time Continuum
a span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. for a relationship 6 months long, the date-time continuum’s event horizon lies 6 months in the future.
violating the date-time continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.
ted: “stella and i are going to her sister’s wedding in 6 months”
barney: “wait, how long have you and stella been dating?”
ted: “3 months”
barney: “dude, bad idea. you can’t make any plans with stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. don’t risk violating the date-time continuum.”
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