Dating Website
a website for the depressed who are looking for someone. a profile picture could look hot but is fake. the statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.
guy 1: so i went on this girl i met on a dating website last night.
guy 2: wow…, ummm…cool?
guy 1: she is coming here soon.
guy 2: well, good luck.
fat chick bursts through wall.
guy 2: hey! is that her?
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