Davenport Dick
davenport: a series of sofas produced by the now-defunct a.h. davenport company.
d-ck: a man’s unit.
davenport d-ck: the act of putting a man’s unit underneath the cushion to simulate doggy-style s-x.
when asked if i got laid last night, my reply was simply: “no, i had to davenport d-ck it.”
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