davespeak


the usually one-sided banter of dave matthews that takes place in between songs (usually) at a dave matthews band or dave and tim show. it can be anything, such as random phrases and facts, mock dialogue, or an interesting anecdote.
examples of davespeak are:

“this is a song about little pink drinks that look like condoms…”

“remember that there are hundreds of thousands of things you can eat that are not cheese.”

“this is a song about somebody i was f-cking…no, this is a song about somebody thati really liked a lot….maybe, i don’t know…and i happened to be at the same time that i really enjoyed this person..f-cking her at the same time.”

“a goat’s p-n-s is much like a pencil but shinier and pink. but in that pencil is the power to create life.”

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