David

david

1. a male (normally a douche-dag) that makes plans and cancels at the last minute
2. a run of the mill d-bag

old usage:
1. long haired white boy

slang:
pulling a david
to make plans and cancel after having a friend drive across town
james: why did you pull a david and never show up to the bar

hitler: whoa bro, there was a family emergency, i can’t believe you would think i would do that. i have my days but i’m not a david
a formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. as well as the first dictator of the america and king of the new peaceful world. also known as timebomb and various other variations including at least tb.
i am david. all other david’s fall in march as we conquer the world. for a new earth of peace void of general stupidity.
a very hot guy usually nice and very funny
dude he is such a david
a person who is hecka cool or awesome. everyone else is nothing compared to a david.
person 1: you are really really cool, just like a david.
person 2: thanks! that really cheers me up.
one who is a bad -ss motha f-cka. this person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. this person also enjoys a nice gl-ss of scotch, and most closely compared to the bad-ss mclovin.
“you are such a david for banging my mom and sister!”
“only david could have raped goliath.”
a man who is above all men. he reads the urban dictionary definitions and laughs at them. some are accurate, some are not. davids exude confidence. qualities to look for in a david are tallness, excellent brown hair, sweetness, loves high fives, nerdiness, marvel comics t-tles (spectacular, amazing, astonishing, etc.). a david can laugh in the face of danger. a david has his zombie survival plan all worked out and he knows who he’s saving. davids are generally kind to all who encounter them, but can be protective and territorial. evildoers beware, because there just might be a david right behind you.
david drives 60 miles down the highway. tim drives 60 miles down the highway going in the opposite direction. they meet and high-five. to keep the universe balanced a hole is torn to the peanut b-tter dimension and there is an explosion of peanut b-ttery epicness.
1. (noun)the name of a famous statue made by michaelangelo
2. (adj.)a person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it.
3. (adj.) a person who generally has great taste in music and is loved my everyone, most of the time.
1. have you seen “david?” it’s the most beautiful pieve of artwork i have ever witnessed in my entire life.

2. have you seen his hair? he is so david.

3. did you know that johnny liked that band? he is such a david.
david is… the most amazing person you will ever meet..he is kind and sensitive..strong and daring..and he is gentle and sweet… he might not always think befor he does something..but thats what makes him so amazing..he is very very good looking..and oh he is a great kisser..if you meet this david..you should never ever let him go..cause if you do you might not get him back..

i love david.
david you are amazing.

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