David Bond
a person who is to achieve huge greatness in their lives. they are of high intelligence. most likely an intellectual, a metal head and big into politics. most of the time, you see them as an anarchist. they despise authority. noted to do irrational actions to make any point possible. dangerous, yet s-xy. approach at caution, unless a s-xy lady, then it’s okay.
random party lady: i mean, who does something like that? just throws random wine gl-sses at the police?
random party dude: only david bond does that.
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