David Childress
superstar of history channels ancient aliens, known best for his boisterous personality and rugged good looks, childress is often described as the real life indiana jones. an icon in the field of ancient astronaut theory, his knack for adventure combined with his “brando-esque” looks has garnered him legions of female fans and man-minions throughout the planet.
“i noticed giorgio tsoukalos wasn’t at the emmys last night, although the colossal david childress made the best dressed list”
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