David Copperfielded
when an older wealthy male invites a hot younger female to a party on a private island. when the female arrives, she finds out there is, in fact, no party and the only ones on the island are the older male and herself. the older male then proceeds to s-xually molest her for the entire weekend (at the very least).
“did you hear what happened to debra last weekend?”
“no, what the f-ck happened to that crazy b-tch?”
“some old, rich, motherf-cker totally david copperfielded her for a weekend, and on top of that, it was memorial day weekend.”
“so. three days!?!?”
“yes, it was a long weekend.”
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