David Cronenberg
probably the smartest film director alive. made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique “cronenfilms” in the 80s. the formula is: show really f-cked-up stuff in a really neutral way. cl-ssic example: the scene in videodrome where a guy grows a v-g-n–like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it’s an instructional film (“what to do with your new organ”). the main rules of a cronenfilm: don’t judge, just show. don’t make it exciting, just make it weird. but show what’s really going on, even if it makes no sense. best films: scanners, videodrome, the fly, crash, naked lunch, a history of violence. has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the matrix movies). best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird sh-t. worst time: when you’re in the mood for action or romance.
dude, that scene in the matrix where the bug crawls into the guy’s stomach? totally david cronenberg.
or:
the ring was trying to be david cronenberg on crack.
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