David Guetta

some f-ggot that calls themselves a dj, but can’t actually dj. usually when they perform at a gig, they’re just turning kn-bs and jumping all over the place like a r-t-rded monkey pretending to dj, when instead they have a cd with a pre-mixed mix in loaded their cdj.
person b: who the f-ck is that dj thats bouncing around on the stage right now? it’s as if he isn’t even f-cking mixing.
person a: thats david guetta.
person b: ohhhhhhhhhhh.
david guetta is a french house producer, singer and dj. originally a dj at nightclubs during the 1980s and 1990s, he co-founded gum productions and released his first alb-m, just a little more love, in 2001. later, he released guetta blaster (2004) and pop life (2007). his 2009 alb-m one love included the hit singles “when love takes over” (featuring kelly rowland), “gettin’ over you” (featuring chris willis, fergie & lmf–) and “s-xy b-tch” (featuring akon), the latter becoming a top five hit in the us and all three reached #1 in the uk. he has worked with a variety of pop and hip-hop artists including akon, chris willis, kelly rowland, lil’ wayne, kelis, madonna, kid cudi, estelle, fergie, amy palmer, k’naan, will.i.am, lmf–, dane bowers, flo rida, shakira, julie mcknight and apl.de.ap.
david guetta is featured on the song memories by kid cudi