David-Hasselhoff-Drunk
past participle of david-h-sselhoff-drink
the state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.
man, i so upset about my ex that tonight i am going to get david-h-sselhoff-drunk!
or
person 1) wow, how drunk are you?
person 2) -mumble mumble- i’m david-h-sselhoff-drunk -mumble-
person 3) obviously!
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