David our lord
accept david as your lord and savior. not doing so will cause a giant c-ck to emerge out of your sh-t filled body. your existence is futile otherwise, accept david zhu as your god and let him sink into your otherwise cancer filled heart.
praise our lord and savior, the mighty david zhu.
one day david our lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. the hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.
john: i got a triple kill!
bob: wow! are you actual david?
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