David Prutton
leeds united footballer – looks like jesus, but isn’t very good at football. quite funny, though. his best friends are andy robinson, mike grella and all the leeds united subst-tutes. he likes to lark about with them and tell jokes, rather than do his pre-match warm-up properly.
from the premiership to the championship, from league 1, to the johnstone’s paint trophy – david prutton shows why he’s like jonathon greening except not as good.
david prutton
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