David Simon
a guy who makes bad jokes so bad that they are funny. he makes mistakes and tries to be funny by covering it up, it works but not in the way you’d expect. a really sweet person, unless you don’t practice, and then it’s still hard not to laugh since he can’t really get to angry. overall, a funny guy who likes chick-fil-a.
ha ha!! david simon is trying to be a “cool cat”!
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