david-sized
incredibly small, microscopic, chodish, miniscule, little, tiny -usually referring to the pleasing size of a p-n-s,d-ck, c-ck, wood, pocketrocket, etc.
savannah mack loves jack’s little tiny david-sized c-ck.
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