David the Grunting Spacker
a r-t-rded, thick-lipped checkout -ssistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.
dad: shall we go to asda then?
monkus: only if we can go to david’s till.
dad: david the grunting sp-cker?
monkus: yeah. the fat spaz makes me p-ss.
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