david upton
the biggest chicken f-cker from texas. he might not be gay but he’ll sure as h-ll hold a d-ck in his mouth till the swelling goes down. he works at little caesers and enjoys licking the undercheese from dumplins n-ts-ck. he also eats the booty like groceries. he has some big ole arangitan t-tties and only drinks chocolote milk from the utters of brown cows. he will have 3 biological black children and sooner or later adopt a baboon. he’s the kind of man that would be doin a guy up the b-tt and not have the d-mn courtesy to give the man a reach around. he would rather sit on his couch and watch gay p-rn and “cuddle” with his poodle on a friday night than get drunk. he enjoys getting g-ngb-nged by big ole drunken hillbillies. do not trust this man. he is a man of mystery.
david upton is a chicken f-cker
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