Davidoff False Cobra


when a male snakes his mates because he’s a paigon. he invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. he is a snake. c-nt.
dave: im taking amy for drinks before the party

boys: c-nt you snake

dave: don’t worry ill be there at 10

boys: but you’re a c-nt

-dave still is not there at 11pm-

boys: dave is a snake and a c-nt

dave: i was ill

boys: c-nt

amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra i’m such a smokey w-nker

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