david’s dad
an absent father
david’s dad: can you find david’s dad?
a gigantic d-ckhead unlike his son, a very h-m-s-xual man. he will attack his son whenever he cannot speka da engrish, he will always be that fat -ss in front of the t.v.
david: dad f-ck you
david’s dad: me no undastand me whoop you
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