Davy Jones

the s-xual act describing when a man orally pleases a female and uses his fingers to replicate davy jones’ tentacles.
i tried the davy jones on my girl last night, she’s still walking like a pirate
a nickname for the devil, used by sailors. he is sometimes seen as a seperate ent-ty. commonly -ssociated with the bottom of the sea, known as davy jones’ locker.
“this same davy jones, according to the mythology of sailors, is the fiend that presides over all the evil spirits of the deep, and is often seen in various shapes, perching among the rigging on the eve of hurricanes, ship-wrecks, and other disasters to which sea-faring life is exposed, warning the devoted wretch of death and woe.” ~tobias smollett
a pirate who sailed on the pacific ocean who was the captain of the flying dutchman, a cursed ship that causes bad luck and omens. the ship was feared by every one including other pirates and admarial guards. because of the ships reputation davy jones the captain of the ship owned the seven seas of that time. later on a giant sea monster came up and destroyed the ship leaving davy jones and his men cursed to haunt the seas until judgement day/ the second coming of christ. the ship and men was never found by admaril guards. sailors say that davy jones and his flying dutchman is responsible of all the bad things that happen on the sea such as the sinking of the t-tanic and other sunken cruise ships…….
davy jones was a cursed man with a cursed ship, if you see him while your on a boat, your -ss is in trouble!
1) place in the ocean, really far down.
2) singer in the band the monkees.
hey hey we’re the monkees
i lost it to davy jones’ locker
noun- an event (usually a kiss or s-xual experience)that is so good, you don’t want to repeat it with anyone else and erase the good memory since you know nothing will ever compare. (from the brady bunch when davy jones kisses marcia and she says “i’ll never wash this cheek again!”)

also see ‘reverse davy jones’
bertam gave me the most unbelievable davy jones last night after our date, now i can’t make out with eddie tomorrow or it will erase the vestiges of his kiss.

when a male -j-c-l-t-s large amounts of s-m-n on a womans face – mainly the lower facial region – causing her to look like davy jones from “pirates of the caribbean”
works well with the pirate technique
steve had been storing his load for a while and when he hooked up with jessi he gave her a davy jones. yarrr!!!
typically following an angry pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the davy jones intervenes. he informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncirc-msized pirates must bukkake her and allow the c-m to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). after this sacrifice, the suspect will help davy jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his jewish heritage.
“i was at the all jewish fraternity on campus and some -ss gave me an angry pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, i decided to accept the davy jones so i could f-ck other guys in the house next weekend”

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