Day-drunk
the condition of extreme intoxication, usually unintentional, during normal business hours. day-drunk usually manifests as a dawning realization, and can result from attending a weekday sporting event or a lunch where a “couple of drinks” got out of hand.
when i finally hit the freeway from the stadium parking lot i realized i was day-drunk and had to cover one eye to stay in my lane. dude, i was sweating, and not just from the sun.
dammit, that’s the last time i take vodka in a water bottle to a byob party . i accidently made a gl-ss of alka-selzer with it the next morning and ended up day-drunk right out of the gate! i had to call in sick.
to experience the effects of consuming large amounts of alcohol when none has actually been consumed.
generally brought on by lack of sleep
jim: hey jerry what’s up with you? you’re stumbling around, slurring your words, have your been drinking?
jerry: nah man, just a little day drunk
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