Day goat


day goats run through fields, grazing, stretching and enjoying life in the light of day; as opposed to night goats that have a more difficult time doing things that day goats accomplish with ease. applied in a more broad sense, a day goat is anyone who pretentiously or obliviously enjoys a freedom that they take for granted.
the french are from france, the germans from germany, canadians of course are form canada… those from the netherlands are called dutch, what day-goats!

aafke: i speak 5 languages so finding work is pretty easy.

chris: wowsers, that’s must be nice.

aafke: yea, we dutch go to university free of charge so it really helps out the youth of our country.

chris: day goat

aafke: what?

chris: nothing.

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