Day Job
the talentless job you’re currently working for just to make money, while in the process of following the career path you are working on and that you actually really want.
like a musician that wants to be a rockstar, he/she works at a cafe or some place just to get some cash in the meantime, because they’re not actually rockstars yet.
guy 1: so dude, are you a rock star yet?
guy 2: nope, not yet. but in the mean time, i’m off to my day job!
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