Day of Hag
every april 5th citizens of fairmont bc wake up to one of the worst hangovers of all time. the day is dedicated to making pledges never to drink again though few ever follow through with the desired action. the morning is spent looking up into the crisp april air wondering what happened. showering and changing clothes are also prohibited during the day of hag, along with making yourself looking presentable.
are you going shopping today?
no, celebrating day of hag, and still too drunk to drive.
roll down your window, your stench is worse than from day of hag
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