Day Off To J Off
when a person take their entire academic or work day to jack-off.
i took the day off to j off cause he saw some hot mudkip rule 34 on 4chan.
when one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).
eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on anon.
when a person take their entire academic or work day to “jack-off”.
i took the day off to j off cause he saw some hot mudkip “rule 34” on “4chan”.
when a person take their entire academic or work day to “jack-off”.
i took the day off to j off cause he saw some hot mudkip “rule 34” on “4chan”.
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