Day walking Yuppie
people that you know that act hardcore and try to hide who they really are. they wear ford hoodies and flannel and claim to listen to metal but only ride british motorcycles, drink starbucks, eat at chipotle, have a blackberry and send their girlfriend flowers when she has a cold.
person 1: hey you want to see if brian wants to go to the rob zombie concert.
person 2: h-ll no he is a day walking yuppie who will most likely want to get a pumpkin spice latte before the show and we will all get our -sses kicked.
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